I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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