He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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