Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Let's get the cat blown out
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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