i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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