Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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