Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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