Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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