spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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