Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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