He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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