Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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