belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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