You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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