I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm both gender and math confused
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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