is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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