my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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