Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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