Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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