"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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