I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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