You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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