i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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