Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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