girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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