Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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