i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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