Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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