My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
