we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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