Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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