Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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