Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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