i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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