i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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