At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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