Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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