I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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