I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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