what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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