I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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