just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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