Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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