Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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