and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she smelled like a LAN party
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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