And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize