is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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