"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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