Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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