It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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