Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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