So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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