ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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