I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
