just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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