Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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