You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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Just high enough for therapy.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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