So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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